An Excerpt “From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts”
Standing on his tiptoes, he craned over their hunched heads, hoping to get a glimpse of the candidates.
Standing on his tiptoes, he craned over their hunched heads, hoping to get a glimpse of the candidates.
Remove gravy from its place as the creamy binder of the American Thanksgiving and you have nothing more than a gelatinous meat gloop. Pass.
I hear people claim the internet is watching their every move, and I say "Are my moves not worthy?"
Forcing a dork to do all your homework for you and then not even turning it in, slowly introducing the concept of nihilism into their worldview.
Polls show that over 80% percent of people in their late teens have tried talking in a foreign language at least once.
“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”
Instead of computer hacking, the heroine’s special skill is replicating the fruit bouquets from Edible Arrangement.
The Little Engine That Lost Its Medicare - After losing a spoke while transporting cargo, The Little Engine is no longer able to afford repairs.
A friend finds an aggressive dog hiding under a car. She asks if we will take him in temporarily. I know I need to swallow my fear, so I say yes.
Even with the annual surge in profits from last-minute gifting for Mother’s and Father’s Days, this year has left us bereft and impecunious.
Gimme a classroom full of second-string lacrosse players who are thirsty for validation---this mama’s fixin’ to teach creative writing!
I still remember that first taste, the delicious mouth-feel of the words, the surprising burn as they went down.