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Is the desolate fucking melancholy setting in yet? That was a rhetorical question. Sorry. I need a new job.

Taurus--Titus Andronicus: You are determined and reliable, which will pay off over the years as you climb the career ladder.

I could easily forgive the pride of a gas or electric griller, if it had not mortified mine own.

It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.

I wouldn’t know what to do with multi-book deals and movie rights and reprint rights and the avalanche of capital from being on the bestseller list.

Elon Musk’s latest infuriating tweet is presented by 43,000 retweets to preserve the integrity of his reputation as a rich doofus.

I was hesitant about bringing up my favorite books, the "Horny Pottrom" series, but I had to know the truth.

Consider humming a lullaby as you rock yourself, as your grandmother used to do before her untimely passing. Bah humbug on mortality, I say.

Don't be intimidated, I'm still just like you, only quite a bit better now. You see, I read an entire book during quarantine.

Can we be honest? I haven’t written a single page yet so the actual final product is as much of a mystery to you as it is to me.

Watching Others Write Checks: The viewer can see whether the person writes the check and then tears it out, or tears it out first and then writes it.