I Don’t Care What the Critics Say, My New Memoir “Look at My Awesome Life” Is Not a Vanity Piece!
It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.
It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.
I wouldn’t know what to do with multi-book deals and movie rights and reprint rights and the avalanche of capital from being on the bestseller list.
Elon Musk’s latest infuriating tweet is presented by 43,000 retweets to preserve the integrity of his reputation as a rich doofus.
I was hesitant about bringing up my favorite books, the "Horny Pottrom" series, but I had to know the truth.
Consider humming a lullaby as you rock yourself, as your grandmother used to do before her untimely passing. Bah humbug on mortality, I say.
Don't be intimidated, I'm still just like you, only quite a bit better now. You see, I read an entire book during quarantine.
Can we be honest? I haven’t written a single page yet so the actual final product is as much of a mystery to you as it is to me.
Wish your wedding day would never end? With Ron Johnson’s help, it almost won’t.
Watching Others Write Checks: The viewer can see whether the person writes the check and then tears it out, or tears it out first and then writes it.
Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.
I hear my quest for vengeance described as “single-minded,” and I can’t help but resent that.
She was slathered, head to toe, in Russian dressing, and I was ready to eat at Moscow’s most exclusive restaurant: Flavortown.