Casual Misanthropy

Tag: Casual Misanthropy

An offbeat, laugh-out-loud look at the finer points of college life from the inappropriate mind of a cynical student.

How to design a bar that will piss Justin off: charge a $10 cover to watch infomercials on TV while big-breasted bartenders serve $5 Buds

Lady Justice may be blind, but she can still smell a scandal. Government heavyweights are tipping the scales against the little guys.

You've heard all the rhetoric, taken P. Diddy's advice, and resigned yourself to a vote for Kerry, right? Now change your mind!

What kind of world doesn't let a man decimate punk kids who have it coming? Forget felony charges, give Cory Petero the game ball.

The truth may be hard to swallow, but your anxiety and depression are all in your head. Life is hard... thanks to the little blue pill.

Two nostalgic sports movies, Sandlot and Rookie of the Year go head to head by comparison. ESPN Classic, meet Ebert and Roeper.

Yes, they still have awards even when TV is at its most pitiful. And Justin still has wild, often irrational opinions on who should win them.

If you're going to quote a movie, at least do it right. Keep it short, fresh, and be sure to pay the appropriate dues to the screenwriter.

Thanks to folks like Mel Gibson, we are reminded of important caveats to the First Amendment like,

Common sense and pronunciation lose all meaning when it comes to getting other people to identify you correctly.

Camera phones, flip phones, walkie talkie phones, AIM phones...is there any such thing as a regular WORKING phone anymore? 'Cause I'll buy it.