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Our official survey says 85% of readers would rather listen to a band of 4-year-olds playing cheese graters with forks than hear these songs.

It's the South's race against futility, but unfortunately, these drivers are going nowhere fast. At least they're not pulling their mobile homes.

From the world-renowned author of the proverbial book of love comes the highly-authoritative manual for stimulation. Aka, The J Spot.

Nothing says "technology is a bitch" like all the broken features on your computer. Wireless connection? More like endless rejection.

The story of Justin's Friday final comes alive with the unlikely sounds of puking, shitting, unpreparedness, and amazing clarity. Believe it.

Ahh, Spring Break in Vegas. Perfect time to start documenting all your activities (sins) in a daily journal.

Road rage? Late to work? Sexually frustrated? Blame it on the bad drivers of America, including women, old people, and minivan-drivers.

Dear Reader, please excuse this column from any incoherence... and from PE. It has been feeling clumsy, awkward, and unathletic.

A special tribute to a pop icon of two eras: the Superfreak 80's and the Dave Chappelle 00's. We'll miss you Rick, but your quotes live on.

FOX Network, you've done it again. Just when we thought programming was at its worst, you've hit us with a new disgrace: Quintuplets.

Thirteen reasons why our northern neighbors are all but useless. Now if only Celine Dion would hit a low note and stay there.

There are a lot of bad movies out there, but these ten are getting a fresh lambasting for good reason. Dishonorable mentions included.