Censorship Attacks PIC: A Casual Misanthropy Exclusive
A Casual Misanthropy exclusive, featuring a behind-the-scenes look at an attempt by The Man to bring Justin's 'tabloid smut' to a halt.
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I’m Lovin’ It: Praise for McDonald’s
McDonald's may be swirling with greasy rumors and bad press, but the fact remains that delicious food deserves a clogged place in our heart.
The Perils of Pussy
If dogs are a man's best friend, it only makes sense that cats are a man's worst enemy. Now watch these kittens get shot down.
It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I’m Pissed)
Some say the world will end in fire, some say ice. Compared to living with James Blunt and Blue Collar Comedy, both of those sound nice.
Judge JD’s Court of Bitchslap
Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, and George W. Bush face the harshest and most arbitrary of critics. Who will get bitchslapped?!
Barbaro: Hung Up on a Horse
Barbaro's a professional athlete who's living it easy, minus one broken leg. The only pasture he's taken out to is full of nubile mares.
Dunkin’ DOH! Nuts
When your commercial is so annoying that people boycott your $2.99 steak, you know you've made a bad decision. BANKRUPTSAY-YEAH!
ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Suck
ESPN used to be the champion of balanced sports coverage. Ahh, there's nothing sadder than watching an old competitor let himself go.
The New Lo-Carb Column!
America is fat. That's why we now serve special columns to accommodate, and help enlighten, Atkins jackasses.
Where’s Charlie’s Angels 3? A Summer Movie Preview
Once again, it's Hollywood's time to shine in the summer blockbuster spotlight. And of course, Justin's turn to rain on their parade.
It’s a Column About Nothing
The suckiness of the Friends finale prompts some nostalgia about past sitcom successes and ugly farewells.
How to Do Everything Right
All the important things you've ever needed to learn, summed up in five steps or less. You're welcome.