Mainstream Masturbation? Just Handling Business
It's a frequent nightly habit of yours, don't lie. Why should you have to anyway?
It's a frequent nightly habit of yours, don't lie. Why should you have to anyway?
The greatest mystery of all time. Still not solved. Duh.
Someone at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst forgot to teach their worst journalist what plagiarism is. Enter JD Rebello, TA.
Self-indulgence reaches an all-time high! And now you can own it all on this beautifully-edited, high-definition, collector's DVD!
Enough with the holiday foreplay. No matter how hard you try to stretch it out, Christmas still only comes once a year.
Celebrities, columnists, God, and fictional narrators alike weigh in on the troubled and angst-filled life that spilled over onto the Internet.
Hell is full of realtors, Blockbuster employees, and bouncers. Not like you wanted to wait in line for warm, overpriced beer anyway.
Whatever you love—the 70's, the 80's, the 90's, the future, 3D television—rest assured VH1 is working hard to make it mediocre.
The Red Sox have finally done it, and Justin can come out of his superstitious hole in style. Not that we believe in Curses.
Nobody ever said calling home from college would be easy. E.T. phone HOOOOOOMMME!!
When connecting your computer to a wireless router requires 4 hours of infuriating technical support, you've hit a big NO COMPLY.
The only thing worse than chronic allergies? Terminal illness. Although after enough sore throats you might feel like dying.