A Year in the Life
50 articles, 1 year, and countless tense, comedic, and controversial moments later, it's time to reflect on you, the outspoken reader.
Tag: Casual Misanthropy
One Douche To Rule Them All…
Enough blind praise already, let's get down to everything horrible about Lord of the Rings.
Opening Day of Class
The all-important first day back. When everyone meets the people, professors, and policies they'll regret for the rest of the semester.
Judge Justin’s Second Court of Bitchslap
It's time to put celebs in the spotlight on trial again. Ashlee Simpson, Barry Bonds, Bill O'Reilly and more. Who will get bitchslapped this time?!
The Love of My Life (Not Named Hilary)
One man's obsession with sports turns into a fantasy of sorts. Err, what's your fantasy...sport? (Rhyming IS hard, Ludacris!)
Webshots: The God Awful Galleries
The newest waste of space to hit the Internet also happens to be the most popular place to share your digital pics. Coincidence? I think not.
2005 Dumbshit of the Year
The first annual awards show you'll literally feel like shit for winning! Dishonorable mentions like Kanye West included. And the winner is...
Beating a Dead Horse
Attention Colt's fans who bet against the Patriots: time to pony up and re-evaluate your thoroughbred. Yep, Peyton Manning failed once again.
Down with Country Music
Certain music wasn't meant to be popular, but somebody forgot to send out that telegraph. See you at Gettysburg for round two.
Freedom of Depress
Lady Justice may be blind, but she can still smell a scandal. Government heavyweights are tipping the scales against the little guys.
Popping the Pill Problem
The truth may be hard to swallow, but your anxiety and depression are all in your head. Life is hard... thanks to the little blue pill.
Dumbing Down the NFL
Football players are perfect targets to be MOCK... YEAH... ING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH.