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One hard look at MySpace's backwards design, wild layouts, and scatterbrained profiles and you might start to feel like the perverted uncle.

Would it kill you to say 'thank you' after asking for the time while setting the clock on your bomb? Learn some manners.

Liberals and conservatives, it's time to chill out and find the middle of the road. We'll pray that a newspaper truck hits you with its issues.

The spring baseball season gets a little help from Steve Carell's comedy classic. Get your game on, and quit propping up Johnny Damon's wang.

I’m in love. Her name is Rachel. Rachel McAdams. She is the star of such films as The Notebook, Mean Girls, Wedding Crashers, and Red Eye.

Hollywood's latest love affair is slow, hyped-up, and of course, totally homosexual. Should you buy in to the blockbuster gayness?

The N-word, pig's feet, D.L. Hughley, expensive shoes...there's just a lot of stuff that still confuses your average white person.

Put on your lawyer's hat, it's time to decide who's at fault for missing cash: stoners, or old people. Caution, ambiguous ethics at work.

Earth to females: you don't have the best friends in the world. In fact, you probably have unspoken beef with your petty, annoying BFF's.

How to design a bar that will piss Justin off: charge a $10 cover to watch infomercials on TV while big-breasted bartenders serve $5 Buds.

Throw political correctness to the wind, because when disaster hits, Justin is here to drown out the sensitive and revive the humorous.

Finally ladies, a man who undoubtedly will leave the seat down—not just for you, but for himself. Some guys just can't pee standing up.