iSorry, But Steve Jobs was a Dick
What Steve Jobs did was create an army of narcissistic, self-centered, self-absorbed, zombie clones by sucking their very souls into his world like Shang Tsung.
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20 Ambiguous New Chuck Norris Facts
Since I am a de facto dude, and since Chuck Norris is a first-ballot dude Hall-of-Famer, I'm going to explore the future of Chuck Norris statements of superhumanity.
A Cheat Sheet to Help You “Go Sheen” on Life’s Obstacles
Everyone's life needs a little excitement, so I've created this simple cheat sheet to help you go Sheen on life's obstacles. You are a winner, correct?
Is “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” Really That Perfect?
Rolling Stone and Pitchfork both gave 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' a perfect score. Not a great score, not an 'almost amazing, a perfect score. Is it deserved?
The Truth about Mel Gibson
Personally, I've always thought Mel Gibson was a pretty decent actor. Then it occurred to me that he wasn't acting when he played most of those roles.
Clash of the Titans: Rap Moguls Collide
A cheat sheet for everything you need to know about the three titans of the rap business (aka whoring yourself out): Jay-Z, P Diddy and Birdman.
The Five Most Ridiculous Sunglasses in Hip-Hop
What was once an innocent tool to protect your eyes from UV rays has been transformed into the most grotesque fashion statement in history.
The 10 Worst Movies Since Rebello Ripped Hollywood a New One
Five years later, Hollywood continues to pump out an overwhelming number of terrible movies. I sorted through five years of shit for the worst.
Celebrity Sex Tape Review: R. Kelly, Kim Kardashian, Verne Troyer, Colin Farrell, Paris Hilton
Famous sex tapes reviews including R. Kelly, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Colin Farrell, Lauren Conrad & Verne Troyer. No celebrity stone unturned!
Doing Acid at a Kanye West Concert
I have no clue where I am, and I think the world is ending. Lasers are shooting at me from the stage, and Kanye West is there, dancing and singing like a 14-year-old girl.
Overdone Celebrity Crossovers
Increasingly, sports stars are trying to sing and dance, and entertainers are trying to throw and catch. Spare us the misery.
Paris Hilton Sex Tape Interrupted By Fred the Pizza Guy
People across America are ordering pizza using the alias 'Paris Hilton.' But only one man delivered to the real Paris: 'It's fucking Fred.'