Terrible Game Shows That, for the Love of God, Should Never Be Created
Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"
Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"
Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."
Bruce: With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin, she’s revved up like a deuce. Me: Layman’s terms? Bruce: It’s totaled.
Instead of giving your employees bonuses, wouldn't it be better to hire me to list off my Wikipedia page for an hour?
The leopard with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion is an obvious reference to Ryan Reynolds' dashing good looks.
It’s the story of one man’s life of tears and anguish, obscured by a drawn-on smile and a perennial cloud of dirt.
I can see that you've just put sunglasses on him. No, you're not allowed to "Weekend at Bernie's" an ice sculpture.
- They both went to boarding school - They wish people would just calm down about the socioeconomic divide
Install a shower in there so he’s not hogging your family’s only bathroom while you sleep. His hair is always getting clogged in the drain.
Monet: You’re admiring the haystacks painted on the walls when suddenly the room fills with pastel-tinted water.
Instead of throwing your funds away on selfish pursuits, this new program ensures your precious headcanon stays intact.
I suppose oysters are a noted aphrodisiac, but even those could never overpower the terrifying sight of your lover’s haircut.