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Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."

Bruce: With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin, she’s revved up like a deuce. Me: Layman’s terms? Bruce: It’s totaled.

Instead of giving your employees bonuses, wouldn't it be better to hire me to list off my Wikipedia page for an hour?

The leopard with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion is an obvious reference to Ryan Reynolds' dashing good looks.

It’s the story of one man’s life of tears and anguish, obscured by a drawn-on smile and a perennial cloud of dirt.

I can see that you've just put sunglasses on him. No, you're not allowed to "Weekend at Bernie's" an ice sculpture.

- They both went to boarding school - They wish people would just calm down about the socioeconomic divide

Install a shower in there so he’s not hogging your family’s only bathroom while you sleep. His hair is always getting clogged in the drain.

Monet: You’re admiring the haystacks painted on the walls when suddenly the room fills with pastel-tinted water.

Instead of throwing your funds away on selfish pursuits, this new program ensures your precious headcanon stays intact.

I suppose oysters are a noted aphrodisiac, but even those could never overpower the terrifying sight of your lover’s haircut.

2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.