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Isolated and idle, alcohol became my only sidekick and I didn’t care if it was shaken or stirred as long as it was in my mouth.

I didn’t go to Tisch so I could buy cocaine for a lemur. Plus, lemurs need three times as much snow to get going.

Lyra? Aranelle? Zuma? Kyleena? Gio?

"The Boss Baby: Family Business" The baby, it enrages me. 9/10

- Are fish and chips macrobiotic? Probably not. - Can’t believe scientists can clone a sheep but can’t make fish and chips macrobiotic.

Suddenly, I was all she could talk about: “He’s been compared to a modern-day Brando, you know,” I overheard her telling her sister on the phone.

“Take it and you never will be sorry that you did.” “You would be surprised to find how good it really is.”

Andrew Cuomo: Intimidate, Inoculate, Incriminate Ted Bundy: Marry, Fuck, Kill Hamlet: Be, Not Be, Wonder Lil Nas X: Yee, Haw, Satan-Worship

If you’ve stuck around for the past few years, we want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts, and also ask you how and why you did such a thing.

"How smart can this so-called Smartwater be if it allowed itself to get trapped in a bottle like that?" —The Twainster

I guess I just need some time to wrap my perfectly symmetrical head around this bizarre predicament.

@beyoncedad: Really @starsearch? Girls Tyme is way better than Skeleton Crew, who were just caught doing very bad things. DM me for exclusive pics.