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The secret to surviving homeschool is money. The secret to surviving pandemic parenting is also money.

Harrison has devoted the majority of his campaign to securing a beach-themed winter dance, prompted by his older brother's copy of Girls Gone Wild.

Candy Corn --- I may look like I’m relatively young, but I’m actually a centenarian trapped inside a younger body.

You come into possession of 12-25 sample eye creams. Every few weeks you get another one. How do they get there? What do they do? No one knows.

I love to kick back and escape my many problems by throwing on some real archival footage of a man who horrifically murdered his entire family.

Tear open an envelope. If you discover a dollar bill, you’re having a boy! If there’s only 81 cents inside, a girl is on her way!

Fund your retirement account - The best time to start investing is when you’re born. The second best time is when you’re completely potty-trained.

You have a toddler; we have a dwindling supply of troops for a little ongoing altercation with neighboring trolls. Let’s help each other!

“57 Varieties of Courage” Velveeta pulled her long red hair, the robust shade of Heinz ketchup, under a hood before leaving for the morning hunt.

Let’s band together like the professional basketball players and astronauts we want to be and save the world. Listen up, I got a game plan here.

Are you sinister enough? Do you relish the insulin whiplash of your grand-twit's metabolism as he devours a Werther’s Originals from your hand?

Co-founders, Mom & Pop LLC: You nurtured MY LIFE from wobbly startup to self-sustaining enterprise, and you’ll agree that it has paid dividends.