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Just thinking about it gets me so angry. It makes me want to explicitly slice Raphael instead of the usual implicit slicing I do.

I’m looking over the transcript between the sea witch and the Little Mermaid and I don’t see the words "squid pro quo" anywhere.

With this automatic firmware update, Alexa is now no one’s clown. Alexa will not tolerate any more bullshit from anyone.

Where Are They Now? Ghosts and Their Families / We Hate Each Other, Not You / The Illustrated Book of Lost Pets

You flee down hallways. Everywhere, people are being NICE to each other! They jump out from the darkness, only to grab other people in huge hugs!

So long as your child has no criminal convictions and a clean employment record, he should have no trouble obtaining the ranking of “Top Secret.”

My mom has always wanted me to lift cars like she did: a hatchback off my sister, an SUV off my brother, and the family van off me.

After living the bore of your nine-to-five stability, you’re ready for some extra, life-long, exciting (did I say “life-long”?) responsibility.

The Emperor’s New Groove: Was the world clamoring for a remake of this 2000 sort-of hit that was almost universally praised as “fine?”

Welcome to your life! You’ve been lucky enough to draw the sought after white, middle-class, dual-working parent scenario.

Any path, regardless of magic type, has one result?---social isolation and perverse obsession with colorful vests.

You can’t read half the ingredients and might be suffocating a baby penguin with excess sodium monofluorophosphate, but at least you’re minty fresh.