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If I were overseeing this initiative, I’d start with building more “natural” wonders. People seem to love lakes, mountains and caverns, right?

We stormed into your backyard like Viking hordes, and heaved your precious boy into a burlap sack, the rough fibers scratching his tousled hair.

A 6-2 record with one game left? With five players training at Elite, we should be undefeated. Heck, we should shut out every team in this league.

Who better to replace dad than a late night comedy host, who is charismatic, funny, and probably screams at their unpaid interns?

Paying muggle coach to lie about child’s participation in West Coast quidditch team California Dobbys.

I've been informed me that the "sour ground" is the result of eldritch horrors, but in today's economy, you have to play the cards you're dealt.

Thank you for using America’s Health Care, Inc. If we do not receive payment within 14 days, we will escalate to an even more sternly worded letter.

That air of unbridled exhilaration and freedom you had? We always have that look, Todd. Because we never have to deal with your wretched offspring.

Raising sons is hard. There are a lot of ways you can screw up your son and add another example of toxic masculinity to society.

For approximately 134,000 of my New Brunswick neighbors and others across the globe, I became the face of workplace sexual harassment.

I Love My Car Package: This package is specially designed for those whose 16th birthday was the greatest moment of their life.

"I set a goal [NUMBER OF YEARS THE TEAM HAS BEEN TERRIBLE] ago and I was determined to give it [CLICHÉ FROM MOTIVATIONAL KITTEN CALENDAR]."