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My wife and I love experiencing the unfamiliar, like state-sanctioned killings, nationwide poverty, or kooky cheeses.

The first step, of course, is to avoid mirrors. This is essential if you are to eliminate the risk of looking yourself in the eye.

Let’s just relax and not keep score except in a silent and secretive manner that I will only publicize if I happen to be in the lead at hole 17.

Candidate: (unintelligible) Translation: Probably a profession of love for taco bowls?

Once the kayak is stolen, the Captain sells the 'yak to fund his groovy seaside summer adventures and to replenish his supply of slushy drinks.

While a Nathan Hale could die but once, I, Wayne LaPierre, must oversee a daily sacrifice nearly five score that many Americans from gun violence.

Citrus: Blood Orange: An orange (Liam Neeson) will team up with soil (Leonardo DiCaprio) to unravel why other oranges in the grove are exploding.

Can you feel that burn? Well, ignore it. That’s just one of the servants of Satan trying to enter your body through your navel.

I will be sure to keep you updated on all the social metrics. I still care about you, and the kids (our kids), and our social media numbers.

We were just trying to make a good movie that everyone could enjoy, and we never meant to hurt your feelings.

My son only talks about candy lately, as though there is nothing more to running a business than coming up with colorful and dangerous food for kids.

Off you go, all of you including my two precious grandchildren! I’ll be staying here in the visitor’s center, experiencing the wonder vicariously.