Now That’s What I Call Christmas! Vol. 1
Things I want for Christmas: Jeremy Sisto's voice, Leonardo DiCaprio's hair, Karen Filippelli (assuming she's still single), Gift cards, Maybe some DVDs, Robert Downey Jr.'s aura.
Tag: Christmas
4 Holidays That Should Be Abolished
Holidays are supposed to be wondrous occasions to celebrate, but for the most part, a few come to mind that should be abolished and permanently etched off calendars worldwide.
Why I Always Cook Dinner on Christmas
It's nice to save my mom the work and let her relax on Christmas, but really, that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the benefits of manning the kitchen.
The Book of Christmas Revelation
<p><strong>A reading from the Letter of Saint Nicholas to the Grinchians:</strong></p><p>And the Sixth Angel broke the Sixth Seal and did release strange creatures, which did solemnly look not unto like a bunch of really high people cosplaying at a Comic Con. </p>
Christmas Awesome List
I love Christmas, and not just because it falls on my birthday. Here are ten Christmas experiences from most awesome to least awesome.
It’s Christmas, Ya’ll (The Pageant Every Church Passed On)
Everyone knows Jesus' story is a complicated one. But do they know tidbits like the fact that Joseph wanted to name him Rick? Get the fun facts in this unauthorized pageant!
My Christmas List
<p><img src="/files/u46/xmas_kc.jpg" alt="I kiss my Christmas tree" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>So it's December, which means my grandma and mommy are asking for my Christmas list. I figured, maybe a few fans would like to make my holidays brighter by giving their most favorite writer/celebrity/studmuffin some awesome gifts. So here goes:</p>
Episode 9: Oh, Christmas Pineapple!
Look out, ladies! The Man is on the prowl and he's hungry. Hungry for cheap drunken Christmas party ass. And for the first time in his life, he has a foolproof, non-fail plan to initiate conversation with the goddesss Mary of the Office.
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 3: Holly Jolly Political Incorrectness
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em> is a ploy by degenerates to get people drunk and taken advantage of. I mean, just look at the lyrics here:</p>
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 2: The Little Drummer Lie
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 1: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about Christmas song <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>
So This is Christmas
I love that new website smell. <br /><br /> Ah, yes. Unless this is some sort of mirage or fluke, PIC 2.0 has finally launched. Barring any server failures, hurricanes, flash floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, thunderstorms, blizzards, car accidents, murders, or any other natural or unnatural disasters, it will stay up. <br />