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Your Christmas might vary between the type of family and amount of unconsciousness, but it probably doesn't get any less depressing.

Everyone's Christmas break always starts the same, but rarely does it end up this bad. Unless your family's borderline crazy too.

Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?

The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.

Merry Christmas everyone! I love you. (A special holiday greeting from Project Goodyer)

Once you reach a certain age, you find out the true meaning of Christmas... and how it's not all about you. Damn.

Let’s hunt mice / with flyswatters / and squash their organs / with little butterknives. / Let’s drink / blackberry schnapps / and eat cold grass.