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I didn’t see His star. I mean, I didn’t notice His particular star. Truth be told, I’d had more than a few martinis with my friend, Nadia.

The Weather Outside (2017): Grace finds herself stuck in Gingerbread, New York, a single-industry hamlet at some undisclosed locale upstate.

Satan simply would not take no for an answer—which means that this year, our mall will feature Satan’s Village.

If I could point a finger, I would blame Microsoft. There’s no amount of Christmas magic that could help me understand Microsoft Outlook.

"Rest In Peace Ye Merry Gentlemen" – They were merry at the rally. They were merry at Joe's Crab Shack. Now they're dead.

The first thing I noticed was my temporary roommates smiled and clapped each time they saw the Grinch’s glorious glutes.

December 12: Santa's naughty list of Democrat-controlled cities where the most egregious instances of police brutality take place (uh oh; it's long).

I am growing a long-white beard at a scary rapid pace! Uh-oh looks like someone might have the case of being magically transformed into St. Nick!

I spoke at the Republican National Convention for Trump! What more do I have to do to prove that I’ll do literally anything?

Maybe you’ve returned to your normal life and are back at work, arriving to a ghost town at 10 AM, taking a two-hour lunch, and leaving by 3 PM.

I have lived my entire adult life as if I were born in 1813 England as a gentlemanly Port Warden. And yet my uncle is the one called “old-fashioned.”

I apologize, she giggles and our shared weakness for Snickerdoodles suggests we will fall madly in love by Christmas. Her name is Lacey Sherbert.