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By the end of the semester, you should be able to verbally sedate your significant others for an entire dinner conversation.

But I had only completed five of the classes when they arrested me for sawing my roommate in half. I shouldn’t have tried such an advanced trick.

He is shortish and bossy, entitled and bold, / but it’s mainly important you know that he’s old.

I do great with a dress code. You guys had me at matching outfits. I was in marching band all throughout high school, so I totally get it.

I could tell he wasn’t like our past professors. There was a glimmer in his eye, a look that seemed to say: “I have had adventures with horses.”

There's no curve in this class. Curves are “the hammock that lulls able-bodied students into dependence and complacency, draining their will.”

Frederik (42, Breed: Poet (Non-Rhyming)) Frederik thinks he’s better than all the other writers at the shelter.

You can’t even invite people over to your disgusting apartment? Jorge has a beautiful apartment and he doesn’t share it with four “artists.”

Rest assured, I have heard the cries from the people, and I’d like to consider myself extremely in tune with what they want: more centrism.

I doubt it would cook up an abundance of hate to overpower the abundance of love. It would be so not like the universe to fuck with abundance.

Many have told me that there would not be a problem in the first place if I would just get out of the way. Unfortunately, that isn't how I see it.

For the Improviser: If you’re looking to give a gift that lasts, offer them $450 to never improvise again.