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Feel free to make your kids play Connect Four while you pound some Child Hopbandonment, my extra-high-ABV double IPA.

“I am grateful for my talents.” How quickly can you fold laundry before getting hit on? Did someone steal your detergent?

Waist up. Open-neck shirt, light blue. Body angled but just barely, so the viewer wonders, "Is his body angled or not?" One hand across waist.

Was the Fanny Fay Fruit Cake Great Grandma Wrapped Up and Brought to Dinner from a bakery trash can or Fanny Fay Old Folks Home’s Charity Bake Sale?

And what about that day I wore my ORGASM DONOR t-shirt and kept asking everyone in her family if they wanted to find out if they were a match?

Through charismatic storytelling many began to follow us. We paid them nothing, but we did feed them.

As you might expect, my dad is incredibly excited about this new chapter in his life. He’s been preparing for it for almost 50 years.

I think you are so unintelligent that I can change your opinion on something like a fannypack by creating a commercial that depicts trendy values.

Bra-Sizing Woman: She looks young, maybe eighteen, and I wonder to myself if this might be illegal.

Our first date was straight out of a rom-com. Like, literally! He took me to Fenway Park, just like in Fever Pitch.

Sexy post-apocalyptic film and TV were all the rage in the 2010s. Now that the eco-apocalypse is here, make all those fashion preparations pay off.

God, I adore those deadly Arctic air jet streams like they’re a Jacuzzi jet femme fatale delivering ice to my shivering body. The tingle!