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With so many murders happening each year, it’s extremely difficult to develop and sustain a calling card that’s distinct.

A treacherous, smelly laundry pile mountain with its own micro-ecosystem, flora/fauna/foot fungus found nowhere else, and several documentaries.

Tapestry: That sure was a big red flag, folded up all nice, when he asked you to meet him in a sketchy part of town around 9pm for your first date.

I was once beautiful. Lacy, soft, and placed with love into your dresser in the coveted spot next to that lavender sachet your grandmother gave you.

Wanting to avoid doing three year's worth of laundry, I shall strike out once again, this time to conquer IKEA.

Feel free to make your kids play Connect Four while you pound some Child Hopbandonment, my extra-high-ABV double IPA.

“I am grateful for my talents.” How quickly can you fold laundry before getting hit on? Did someone steal your detergent?

Waist up. Open-neck shirt, light blue. Body angled but just barely, so the viewer wonders, "Is his body angled or not?" One hand across waist.

Was the Fanny Fay Fruit Cake Great Grandma Wrapped Up and Brought to Dinner from a bakery trash can or Fanny Fay Old Folks Home’s Charity Bake Sale?

And what about that day I wore my ORGASM DONOR t-shirt and kept asking everyone in her family if they wanted to find out if they were a match?

Through charismatic storytelling many began to follow us. We paid them nothing, but we did feed them.

As you might expect, my dad is incredibly excited about this new chapter in his life. He’s been preparing for it for almost 50 years.