We’re Your Friends from College Who Are Doing Way Better than You—How Are You Doing?
It’s O.K, everybody has a different definition of success! Yours just seems remarkably close to failure.
It’s O.K, everybody has a different definition of success! Yours just seems remarkably close to failure.
Alpha Alpha Alpha: If you are an ambitious woman looking to give 110%—or more—to a book club, we are the place for you. We have rules.
James Davis (’20) is the founder and chief creative officer of a conspiracy theory about the Slinky.
Students will become acquainted with works of literary importance—or as we refer to them, “leverageable assets with income producing potential.”
If you have an insatiable lust for owing thousands of dollars to a university, then don't let other people's warnings slow you down.
While UBO might not be part of the “Ivy League,” it is part of something called the “Platinum Preferred Double Points Club."
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
From the moment you looked into Doris's eyes, you knew that your father's assistant who majored in Comp Lit at Yale would find the right words to describe them.
“Modern-day Robin Hood example” “Modern-day Robin Hood not in jail” “How to sell eggs?”
Streaking on the quad? We've got something way sicker for you: freelance income earned across multiple tax jurisdictions.
It is with great regret that we inform you that you are by far the worst applicant our university has ever seen.
I definitely didn't come up with the flavor profile for this roast after I bought Starburst at a Hudson News in the SeaTac Airport.