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Sitting at a bar alone chewing mint gum while sipping a fruity drink is the ideal thing for a confident person to do at a party.

For approximately 134,000 of my New Brunswick neighbors and others across the globe, I became the face of workplace sexual harassment.

I Love My Car Package: This package is specially designed for those whose 16th birthday was the greatest moment of their life.

HELLOOOOO! Hope you brought the peanut butter, because that my friend was a mouthwatering jam!

We understand your concern with protecting the rim at all costs, but maybe you could just disable the shot blocker on one part of the court?

Cincinnati Bearcats: You’ve watched a tournament game in a strip club. Iowa Hawkeyes: You lost money investing in Matthew Whittaker’s toilet company.

Why is everyone taking this so seriously? Don’t let anyone see you almost cry after two rounds of this warm-up or you’ll get pegged as whiney.

My dream came so close to fruition my senior year in college, when my roommate Jim and I started a “pop-thresh garage-inflected post-grunge” band.

I harbor serious doubts whether Gillibrand has the fortitude, charisma, hunkiness, and vertical leap necessary to win the electoral college.

Within the first thirty seconds, there is a close-up of a microphone. This quickly establishes that this is a singing movie, about big singers.

From: Mike Pence Gracious Lord White Jesus, thank you for Chick-Fil-A. A family-friendly chicken restaurant that never uses the word “brea*t.”

Don't go to church on Sunday? You might as well be drinking abortions out of a fancy wine glass made of Reagan’s bones.