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“Yo, it’s me: the brand-new condo that sits on the same lot that rent-controlled housing used to be on."

All lifeguards are entitled to one free snack per day. In exchange, all snack bar employees are entitled to one free rescue per day. Make it count.

Cleanse your washing machine: In the drum, tumble one medium-sized bushel of dried sage, rosemary, and lavender on your delicates cycle.

There's no curve in this class. Curves are “the hammock that lulls able-bodied students into dependence and complacency, draining their will.”

Sitting at a bar alone chewing mint gum while sipping a fruity drink is the ideal thing for a confident person to do at a party.

For approximately 134,000 of my New Brunswick neighbors and others across the globe, I became the face of workplace sexual harassment.

I Love My Car Package: This package is specially designed for those whose 16th birthday was the greatest moment of their life.

HELLOOOOO! Hope you brought the peanut butter, because that my friend was a mouthwatering jam!

We understand your concern with protecting the rim at all costs, but maybe you could just disable the shot blocker on one part of the court?

Cincinnati Bearcats: You’ve watched a tournament game in a strip club. Iowa Hawkeyes: You lost money investing in Matthew Whittaker’s toilet company.

Why is everyone taking this so seriously? Don’t let anyone see you almost cry after two rounds of this warm-up or you’ll get pegged as whiney.

My dream came so close to fruition my senior year in college, when my roommate Jim and I started a “pop-thresh garage-inflected post-grunge” band.