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October 28: Buy easy access costume for Halloween rape --- maybe just go as a giant penis and forgo pretense?

A phoneless participant will be quizzed about Buffy. If they get an answer wrong, another participant will be instructed to send a text to an ex.

Can you stop this off-key, off-off-off-Broadway show before the woman who says you aren’t good enough for her son plugs in her karaoke machine?

Though the dance move students modeled after “Bouncy Ball Fail” resulted in concussions, students all across the district are following their lead.

As Acai City’s newest hero, Millennial Girl is committed to protecting and serving all citizens born between 1981 and 1998.

15. Regretting having wasted time and energy on what was pretty much what you would expect a 1,079-page novel written by a white guy in 1996 to be.

We grew together. We have history. Does vape know that you used to slobber too much in your tween years?

My patients are my best friends. Where would I be if they hadn't let me crash on their couches after the mob found out I'm sleeping at my office?

Maybe I’ll save a kid from drowning by jumping from a bridge. A local hero, on the news...wait, no one under 70 watches the news: trend on Twitter.

Honestly, I’m really totally fine being the one who gets his name mispronounced by a YouTube personality when we win an MTV Video Music Award.

Have you avoided hearing and speaking your parents’ native tongue for your entire life, so you can mark English as the only language you know?

The first person to admit they didn’t read the book taps out and may open the wine. Watching the movie doesn’t count as reading the book.