The Sticky, Enduring Sexism Against Female College Professors
I have long been skeptical of uber-feminists claiming that rampant sexism remains in America. But it is most alive and well among the professoriate on college campuses.
Tag: College
My Erect Freshman Year
My erect penis and I walked to my dorm and mounted the steps of some side entrance. A gaped-mouth sophomore's pupils grew wide at the site of my dong. I had arrived.
5 Valuable Tips for Incoming College Freshman Dudes
The aroma of cargo shorts and freshly purchased lanyards is already filling the air. Here is some first-hand knowledge and advice for incoming freshmen dudes.
My 10-Year College Reunion Weekend
Welcome to reunion weekend. Come catch up with people who didn't make an effort to stay in touch, but claim to love you nonetheless.
An Open Letter to the Kid Who Wears a John Belushi “College” Sweatshirt on the First Day of Classes
We all know that the DVD copy of Animal House that you brought to college was given to you as a present by your younger sister the day before you left.
7 Things You Should Know Before You Graduate from College
The good news is, most of what you learn in school will not help you in life. No matter how thrilling you may find academics, it simply won't help you in the long run.
5 MORE Ways to Get Fired from Your Teaching Job
To inspire all of you teachers out there who are on the verge of screaming at your students, punching your administrators in the face, and/or committing suicide.
The Indentured Student Loan
What I am proposing is a student loan program that will allow poor young people to go to university and be useful to society: I call it the Indentured Student Loan.
Copernicus Thunderbird’s Zombie Scholarship Program
Attention zombies: Do you have the survival skills necessary to rise to the top of the food chain? Make the most of your undead life. Enroll in Copernicus Thunderbird Zombie Institute today.
Four Professors We Love to Hate
Beware my friends, for horrible professors are out there and more than ready to piss you off. Here are a few common types you may unluckily stumble upon.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Spring Break
The beginning of Spring. So much promise, yet still so much crappy weather and so much class left before summer. But there is hope on the horizon: Spring Break! A chance to visit a foreign locale! To start your vacation, Go to #1 now...
Las Vegas Spring Break Alibis
A list of alibis for the common events you will encounter during your Spring Break trip to Las Vegas, ensuring that your friends and family will never find out just how much of a monster you really are.