How to Get Through Life in 10 Stages
From swimming like hell as a sperm, to teenage rebellion, and finally the horror of adulthood, here's how to survive, umm... life itself.
Tag: College
11 Things You Must Do Before You Finish College
11 things you should absolutely try before you graduate college, including banging in the stacks, fighting a bouncer, and stealing every last condom from student services.
Losing the Freshman Fifteen: Gym, Sweat and Tears
Even if you do get up to the energy to keep off (or more likely, get rid of) the freshman fifteen, gym culture isn't exactly a walk in the park.
Slut Bag U
What defines a slut exactly? Once your a slut, can you ever go back? Simonne expounds upon a touchy subject with musical interludes to boot.
Douchebags of the Dorm
Whether you think you have the coolest dorm or not, you're guaranteed to have at least one of these toolkits on your floor.
The Walk of Shame
It's Sunday morning and you're still in last night's clothes, reeking of alcohol and sex outside an unfamiliar dorm. Put on your scarlet letter and begin the Walk of Shame.
Surviving General Education Courses
Your brain, your penis, and your liver are all on the brink of failure. Is it some disease or just college? Should have paid attention in bio.
The Collegiate Guide to Surviving Hurricanes
And by surviving hurricanes, we mean ensuring the consumption of cold, non-skunky beer and taking advantage of the opposite sex.
Drinking Away Your Summer Vacation
Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Keg Party
The party scene is bumping, do you tap the keg... or that ass? If you're not happy with your outcome, make like a relationship and cheat.
How to Be the Creepy Guy on Campus
Congratulations, you're just five steps away from making everyone on campus feel strangely confused and uncomfortable in your presence!
The Time-Honored College Apartment
Some things never change, including the hot girl and beer poster covered filthy off-campus apartment most guys call home.