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Tag: College
Four Professors We Love to Hate
Beware my friends, for horrible professors are out there and more than ready to piss you off. Here are a few common types you may unluckily stumble upon.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Spring Break
The beginning of Spring. So much promise, yet still so much crappy weather and so much class left before summer. But there is hope on the horizon: Spring Break! A chance to visit a foreign locale! To start your vacation, Go to #1 now...
Las Vegas Spring Break Alibis
A list of alibis for the common events you will encounter during your Spring Break trip to Las Vegas, ensuring that your friends and family will never find out just how much of a monster you really are.
How to Get Through Life in 10 Stages
From swimming like hell as a sperm, to teenage rebellion, and finally the horror of adulthood, here's how to survive, umm... life itself.
11 Things You Must Do Before You Finish College
11 things you should absolutely try before you graduate college, including banging in the stacks, fighting a bouncer, and stealing every last condom from student services.
Losing the Freshman Fifteen: Gym, Sweat and Tears
Even if you do get up to the energy to keep off (or more likely, get rid of) the freshman fifteen, gym culture isn't exactly a walk in the park.
Slut Bag U
What defines a slut exactly? Once your a slut, can you ever go back? Simonne expounds upon a touchy subject with musical interludes to boot.
Douchebags of the Dorm
Whether you think you have the coolest dorm or not, you're guaranteed to have at least one of these toolkits on your floor.
The Walk of Shame
It's Sunday morning and you're still in last night's clothes, reeking of alcohol and sex outside an unfamiliar dorm. Put on your scarlet letter and begin the Walk of Shame.
Surviving General Education Courses
Your brain, your penis, and your liver are all on the brink of failure. Is it some disease or just college? Should have paid attention in bio.
The Collegiate Guide to Surviving Hurricanes
And by surviving hurricanes, we mean ensuring the consumption of cold, non-skunky beer and taking advantage of the opposite sex.