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These Mason jars today---all they do is hang around waiting for some kid to go on Pinterest and search “rustic chic wedding.”

They were the ones tasked with Edward Scissorhanding the bushes on the hill that greeted you.

2. Just a few dozens more hurdles to go. After graduating college, did you decide to take on even more debt by starting a business?

Is there a changing area? I was thinking of wearing my cycling gear for the riding events because of the butt padding—makes my thighs look amazing.

Single-frame comic mocking PowerPoints in attempt to dissuade their use by students, displayed above desk at which you design your daily PowerPoint.

1 Month: A Cherry Lifestyle Condom: A month in high school is basically a decade in real people years, so it’s time to take things to the next level.

Explain that "Interpretive Trail Hiking" won’t have a steady paycheck and encourage your boots to instead major in "Pre-Backpacking" at Bootiversity.

How would you rate the attitude of our management team? Overall did they seem motivated and alert?

Dad’s old tennis sneakers: You dated him in college when he wore these sneakers and you seemed to like them just fine back then.

Oh my god, I literally have nothing to put on my college applications. Why did you let me quit cross country?

Someone wearing acid wash jeans or an acid wash denim mini skirt and a Tufts sweatshirt --- 20 points, Those Reeboks with the Velcro --- 25 points

For years you’ve trusted me as the man/peanut hybrid from uncertain origins who loved one thing and one thing alone: selling Planter’s Peanuts.