An Evening at an Exclusive Jazz Club or an Evening Being Interrogated by Guerillas?
In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”
In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”
I’ll cut to the chase-Please stop running blackjack tables out of the CubeSmart.
Give in to this workshop not by writing, but by taking turns asking for more condiments, plates, and silverware as I stash them in my purse.
How many of the hostages are in relationships? 12? Do they seem like they’re happy?
YOU FORGOT MOM’S BIRTHDAY! IT’S TODAY! BUY HER A PRESENT HERE NOW!
Consider that if you had stolen a different car (like my neighbor’s Prius, as an arbitrary example) and left mine unharmed.
Some of us are in it for the monk-ing and not the "reluctantly helping to investigate a crime despite the suspicion it draws upon themselves"-ing.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be in charge of spreading a bit of autumnal spirit throughout the organization?
We at Amazon want to replicate every part of the brick-and-mortar experience, and that includes the sweet sweet thrill of shoplifting.
You think you know a person and then they run off with 29 of your closest friends to do a smash-and-grab.
You will now need to submit a request through a new app called “Ayyy” where you can send Lorenzo an “Oooo” request which will generate a ticket.
No, this is not my superhero outfit. Just once you get used to Spandex it’s hard to go back to restrictive dockers.