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YOU FORGOT MOM’S BIRTHDAY! IT’S TODAY! BUY HER A PRESENT HERE NOW!

Consider that if you had stolen a different car (like my neighbor’s Prius, as an arbitrary example) and left mine unharmed.

Some of us are in it for the monk-ing and not the "reluctantly helping to investigate a crime despite the suspicion it draws upon themselves"-ing.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be in charge of spreading a bit of autumnal spirit throughout the organization?

We at Amazon want to replicate every part of the brick-and-mortar experience, and that includes the sweet sweet thrill of shoplifting.

You think you know a person and then they run off with 29 of your closest friends to do a smash-and-grab.

You will now need to submit a request through a new app called “Ayyy” where you can send Lorenzo an “Oooo” request which will generate a ticket.

No, this is not my superhero outfit. Just once you get used to Spandex it’s hard to go back to restrictive dockers.

Ma, you hear that? The boys say hi. They're blowing kisses too. Joe "Ice Pick" Angelini says thank you for the chicken cacciatore.

Wait, no, maybe it was his wife who killed his business partner? I don’t know-- someone died, is the gist of it.

I swear to you by all that is holy and true I will defend your 2015 MacBook and Moleskine notebook with every fiber of my being.

The real problem we urbanites face every? The problem of Dominic Toretto and his family of ne’er-do-wells.