Interview with a Mugger
"Hi, I'm here for the mugging position you listed on Craigslist. I think I have a lot to offer to the robbery profession. Maybe I could learn the trade, then possibly manage my own team of muggers and pickpockets."
Tag: Crime
I’m Sorry I Shanked You
I’m sorry for stabbing you in that gruesome prison yard bloodbath, and I’m going to learn and grow from this experience. Please accept this letter of apology.
The Five Stages of DUI Grief
Here are the five stages of grief, normally helpful when coping with the death of a loved one, applied to your dreaded DUI.
George Washington Handles a Terrorist Attack
George Washington gets word that a stage coach with Martha inside was captured by terrorists, and proceeds to school John Adams on dealing with the situation.
Timeline of a Quadruple Murder
My old college <a href="http://tampabayonline.net/reports/shooting/video.htm">roommate sent me this link</a>. We can’t believe it’s been ten years since it happened.
Crime is a Motor Skill
If alcohol leads to recklessness, and you're the type to get drunk, unlawful mistakes are inevitable. Learn how to brush off the police.
Crime and PunIMent
A non-AOL spin on IM, plus a look at some of the worst IM perpetrators, from a Canadian viewpoint no less.
Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
Why are creative and unusual sentences so effective? 'Cause the bad guy is punished, no money is wasted, and we all get a good laugh.
Lawless Leopards Murder 14 People in Bombay
Apparently the leopards in the world's fifth-largest city didn't get the memo that humans are not on the 'Animals It's OK to Murder' list.
How to Speed Your Way Out of a DUI
If you want people to forget you pissed yourself, then shit in your pants. If you want a cop to overlook driving under the influence, step on the gas.
Saddam & Martha: Penitentiary Pals
The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners! Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.
Diagnosis Murder
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers don't grow on trees.