A Brief History of Phenomenally Unsuccessful Prison Gangs
Prevailing wisdom holds that joining a gang will provide protection to an inmate. But not always. This list offers an insight into the failures of incarcerated organized crime.
Tag: Crime
How to Rob a House
An unedited article submission tackling another illegal profession: robbery. Don't read too closely, for you'll likely need a lot more instruction before making this a career.
Your Jackass Friends Rob a Bank
Your jackass friends have gone too far this time. Their parents cut them off, and and they refuse to find regular jobs, so after a quick pow-wow at the bar, they decide to rob a bank. Let's see what happens...
Interview with a Mugger
"Hi, I'm here for the mugging position you listed on Craigslist. I think I have a lot to offer to the robbery profession. Maybe I could learn the trade, then possibly manage my own team of muggers and pickpockets."
I’m Sorry I Shanked You
I’m sorry for stabbing you in that gruesome prison yard bloodbath, and I’m going to learn and grow from this experience. Please accept this letter of apology.
The Five Stages of DUI Grief
Here are the five stages of grief, normally helpful when coping with the death of a loved one, applied to your dreaded DUI.
George Washington Handles a Terrorist Attack
George Washington gets word that a stage coach with Martha inside was captured by terrorists, and proceeds to school John Adams on dealing with the situation.
Timeline of a Quadruple Murder
My old college <a href="http://tampabayonline.net/reports/shooting/video.htm">roommate sent me this link</a>. We can’t believe it’s been ten years since it happened.
Crime is a Motor Skill
If alcohol leads to recklessness, and you're the type to get drunk, unlawful mistakes are inevitable. Learn how to brush off the police.
Crime and PunIMent
A non-AOL spin on IM, plus a look at some of the worst IM perpetrators, from a Canadian viewpoint no less.
Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
Why are creative and unusual sentences so effective? 'Cause the bad guy is punished, no money is wasted, and we all get a good laugh.
Lawless Leopards Murder 14 People in Bombay
Apparently the leopards in the world's fifth-largest city didn't get the memo that humans are not on the 'Animals It's OK to Murder' list.