How to Speed Your Way Out of a DUI
If you want people to forget you pissed yourself, then shit in your pants. If you want a cop to overlook driving under the influence, step on the gas.
Tag: Crime
Saddam & Martha: Penitentiary Pals
The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners! Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.
Diagnosis Murder
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers don't grow on trees.
Worst Crime Scene Investigator Ever
Worst Crime Scene Investigator Ever
That One Time You Killed a Clown
Hey, remember that really crazy shit that went down in the back room of the carnival? Come on, I know you remember. You killed a fucking clown.
How to Be a Drug Dealer
Just like any other child's game, drug dealing has rules you must heed. Step one, look both ways before getting beaten and robbed.
How to Get Away With Murder
If you don't wanna end up like the local idiot on the 5, 6 and 10 'o clock news, you're gonna have to follow some basic homicide rules.
The Beginner’s Guide to Jail
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!