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I’m a different breed altogether. How will you catch a man who does his own research?

This is also likely to explain why the film remains banned in over 107 countries, including the United States.

"I didn’t even know it was a crime. I worked down at the docks. I had no idea I was helping smuggle in the Scarecrow’s neurotoxins."

I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station.

I intended to flee, but did not expect to crawl through what appears to be two and a half football fields worth of human shit.

I love how the natural light comes through the house. It gives whoever wants to break in a little sneak peek of what they’re missing you know?

A Ponzian Slip: This is when you misspeak because you are thinking more about swindling the person than the substance of the conversation.

First, close your eyes and allow yourself to settle in. If you are bound or gagged, or both, do not fight it.

We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.

Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”

All that yarn wasted connecting pictures of faces when it could be connecting the rose petals of my hand-knit floral sweater.

You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.