A Series of Internal HR Memos RE: The Justice League’s Vaccine Policy
We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.
Tag: Crime
Citizen App Writing Prompts
Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”
We Must Find the Culprit of These Heinous Murders Because the Detectives Keep Using All the Red Yarn I Need for Knitting
All that yarn wasted connecting pictures of faces when it could be connecting the rose petals of my hand-knit floral sweater.
All the Embarrassing Stuff You Caught Me Doing When You Entered My Bedroom Without Knocking
You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.
Things Said at a Backyard BBQ or Scotland Yard Murder Investigation?
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...
This Is a Robbery, and Also My Birthday Party
Empty your pockets. Phones out, now! And you know what? While you’re doing that, why don’t you all sing Happy Birthday?
Your Honor, Have You Heard of the Mandela Effect?
You can’t convict me for something a parallel universe version of myself did.
This Street Gang Is Committed to Transparency
Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.
Russian Hackers Also Condemn the U.S. Government’s Weak Response to Their Recent Cyber Attack
Nobody likes working a job where their accomplishments go unrecognized or unnoticed, covert Russian hackers included.
Decorating on a Budget? Here Are Some DIY Home Essentials to Loot from a Closed Construction Site
Cement Mixer Swivel Chair - Once your guests sink into the metal drum, they won’t want (or be able) to get up!
Iconic Rom-Com Scene or Real Life Stalker?
After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.
Chilling Tales from Your Late 20s
You come into possession of 12-25 sample eye creams. Every few weeks you get another one. How do they get there? What do they do? No one knows.