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All that yarn wasted connecting pictures of faces when it could be connecting the rose petals of my hand-knit floral sweater.

You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.

The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...

Empty your pockets. Phones out, now! And you know what? While you’re doing that, why don’t you all sing Happy Birthday?

You can’t convict me for something a parallel universe version of myself did.

Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.

Nobody likes working a job where their accomplishments go unrecognized or unnoticed, covert Russian hackers included.

Cement Mixer Swivel Chair - Once your guests sink into the metal drum, they won’t want (or be able) to get up!

After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.

You come into possession of 12-25 sample eye creams. Every few weeks you get another one. How do they get there? What do they do? No one knows.

I love to kick back and escape my many problems by throwing on some real archival footage of a man who horrifically murdered his entire family.

My girlfriend first noticed the absence of romance while I was in a stained dressing gown, digging wax from my ears while reminiscing about my ex.