How to Determine Whether the Person You’re on a First Date With Is Actually Shaquille O’Neal in Disguise
For the fourth time this month you’re asking yourself: am I on a date with Hall-of-Famer Shaquille O’Neal wearing an elaborate disguise?
For the fourth time this month you’re asking yourself: am I on a date with Hall-of-Famer Shaquille O’Neal wearing an elaborate disguise?
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Is he “ugly-hot” or does his face bear the mark of an impish, Germanic evil?
But I am not your enemy. I’m part of a much larger cosmic intelligence that knows what’s best for you.
“I am caught in this bear trap and I’m in grave danger” is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Tight up there with “Don’t I know you from somewhere?”
Relativity is abstract, I know. Let’s give it some specificity, to see if we can make it more accessible for you.
My profile specifically states I'm looking for "the Jim to my Pam," meanwhile you're still "figuring out your relationship type."
My being here is simply for the lulz and has nothing to do with my ex posting a vacation album with her new boyfriend on social media.
“I was intrigued by the mention of fly fishing on your profile. I like fly fishing too!” “Wow! Let me show you a picture of this fish I caught.” “Fish?”
Con: Quite frequently we will have leave during movie night to oversee the search for knights and an exorcist.
- Let’s form our own special select committee - Please be my Majority Whip - We should move forward with a discharge petition
Visit The Zoo: The animal kingdom accepts open displays of weeping.