Tips for My Future Tinder Matches
You don't need to write me a poem or say something witty, but if you're boring I can't help myself: I'm going to mess with you.
Tag: Dating
15 Clickbait Headlines for My Dating Life
Wow! This Guy Seemed Genuinely Kind and Interested In Me, But How I Blow Him Off Because of My Deep-Seated Insecurity Is Even Crazier!
How to Survive a Break-Up: 10 Guidelines of Emotional Support
Breaking up with someone can be extremely painful—I should know, I watched it happen on TV once. Here are the realistic feelings to expect and actions to take.
The 5 Cats You’ll Have to Euthanize Before You Find Mr. Right
The fact is there's only room for one lazy prick in each lady's household. So, once you've made the decision that a man can ignore you in ways a cat just can't...
4 “Sociopathic” Behaviors That Actually Mean He’s Into You
You've just met a cute guy and you're wondering: Is he a scary man with the potential to one day angry-murder you, or is he actually (gasp!) into you?
5 Things to Show a Woman on Your First Date
This complete stranger woman may take an instant disliking towards you and your offline personality. Unless you can pull these aces out of your hole.
How to Survive as a Nice Guy
Being a "nice guy" is very difficult. So I have designed the following 10 guidelines to offer comfort, hope, and advice to all my fellow struggling nice guys.
How White Couples React When a Black Man Shows Up
White guys don't seem to understand that, as a black guy, I probably only want to honestly steal your girlfriend about 10% of the time. Keep an open mind, dudes.
The Biggest Threat to Marriage Equality is Apophis
We may have won a victory in Washington for gay marriage, but we won't be able to run and hide in Canada when the 99942 Apophis asteroid comes knocking at our door.
The Most Exciting Relationship I’ve Ever Had
She spoke in sexy baby-talk, which I hated before, but with the adrenaline from holding a live grenade, it was the sexiest thing I'd ever heard.
The Real Danger of Nicholas Sparks Stories for Women
While it's important to remain hopeful about your romantic future, it's more important to be realistic: nothing is going to work out like a Nick Sparks screenplay.
Dating from the Waist Down: A Female Perspective
I didn't even know they still manufactured Zest soap, but your puss isn't fully clean until it's ZESTFULLY clean, and covered in pubes from rubbing too hard.