Troy McClure’s Guide to Internet Dating
While internet dating is fundamentally pathetic and wrong, it is becoming a great way to meet like-minded losers who fear a lonely death as much as you.
Tag: Dating
7 Monster Nudie Date Movies That Might Get You Laid
Back in the 60’s adult films weren’t allowed to show pubes n’ peeps, but they could show boobies. When Harry Novak combined tits, ass, Frankenstein, Dracula in 1964 to make the immortal Kiss Me Quick!, the monster nudie was born.
Traditional Cheater’s Punishment
When guys aren't able to keep a commitment, it's time to bring out the 'ol 'Stretch-a-Letch.' Yes, this is an instrument of severe torture.
Love Stinks: Analyzing the Plague of Modern Relationships
At some anti-evolutionary point in history, a highly abstract concept known as 'love' took place. Relationships have been going downhill ever since.
Dating Pitfalls
On your way to securing the affection of a woman, you'll have to avoid a lot of potholes. You may even have to avoid some other holes too.
Single vs. Relationship: It’s Complicated
Both relationships and being single have ups and downs. Wake up your sex life, and hope you can live with yourself in the morning.
I Know Why She Isn’t Sleeping With You
There could be many reasons why you're not getting any. You better find out before she slams the window of opportunity on your penis.
Why I Get Laid and You Don’t
Some guys have the magic touch, and others don't. Now indulge yourself in an expert's approach to killing the ladies.
The Mind of a Single Guy
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day...start to finish, completely uncensored.
The Mind of a Single Girl
A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.
Guy’s Guide to “Making Your Move” on a Girl
Here's how to make a move on a girl. Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.
Civil Disobedience: The Ex-Girlfriend Letters
When your ex-girlfriend turns the revenge meter up to 'crazy,' the politely constructed blackmail letter may be your only chance at a truce.