Any argument with a female that does not end in destruction of personal property is an argument that the man wins. That's the curve on which relationship arguments are graded. <p>Women with fake breasts deserve a little bit of extra consideration, if only because they sacrificed their health and comfort to improve your scenery. </p>
'Clinger' is a term for a girl who simply refuses to give a man any free time to himself. Here are the 5 stages, each progressively more aggressive.
So here it is, the big one. The thirtieth birthday. Tomorrow I become socially, culturally and sexually irrelevant.
While internet dating is fundamentally pathetic and wrong, it is becoming a great way to meet like-minded losers who fear a lonely death as much as you.
Back in the 60’s adult films weren’t allowed to show pubes n’ peeps, but they could show boobies. When Harry Novak combined tits, ass, Frankenstein, Dracula in 1964 to make the immortal Kiss Me Quick!, the monster nudie was born.
When guys aren't able to keep a commitment, it's time to bring out the 'ol 'Stretch-a-Letch.' Yes, this is an instrument of severe torture.
At some anti-evolutionary point in history, a highly abstract concept known as 'love' took place. Relationships have been going downhill ever since.
On your way to securing the affection of a woman, you'll have to avoid a lot of potholes. You may even have to avoid some other holes too.
Both relationships and being single have ups and downs. Wake up your sex life, and hope you can live with yourself in the morning.
There could be many reasons why you're not getting any. You better find out before she slams the window of opportunity on your penis.
Some guys have the magic touch, and others don't. Now indulge yourself in an expert's approach to killing the ladies.
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day... start to finish, completely uncensored.