Cock-Blocking’s “Most Wanted” List
The top ten guys who pose a serious threat to your relationship. Some are in your face, others are sly lurkers, but they're all after your girlfriend.
Tag: Dating
How to Completely Emasculate a Man
Women, want to take complete control of your man? Get him to love you, leave him, take him back, then eliminate his friends.
47 Valentine’s Day Rules for Guys
#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have to draw the line somewhere.
The 5 Most Popular Types of Lies
From harmless to preposterous, it's undeniable that lying plays an important role in our lives. One that the truth just can't handle.
The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
The True Female Orgasm: A Story
Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.
How a Simple Bottle of Perfume Can Make You a REAL Man
<p>Due to perfume's combustability, it's the perfect fuel source for any fun fire. While womanly to the vagineth power, perfume also has the ability to make you smell like another woman has been on you. Or, that you have been <em>in</em> another woman, thus making it a dangerous tool in your manly ARSEN-al.</p>
I Once was a Revenge-Seeking-Slut (For a Day Anyway)
<p>Gather ‘round Readers, as I tell you a tale of a more naïve Roxy, a younger Roxy, a little camper Roxy.<br />
The Theory of the Unlandable Guy
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).
Pre-Noon Drinking Missed Connections
Jenny? Are you reading these things? I bet you are. God, you’re so pathetic. Fucking whore. You make me sick you know that? These things are for sickos and perverts.
Don’t Date Him Guuuurl! (Dot Com)
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
Running a Diary in the Freezing Pro Bowl Cold
Whenever I get rare weather and a football game on the same day, I feel I owe it to you to don my Bill Simmons cap and document the day's events.