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Yes, as of last Tuesday when Giselle dumped me, I decided to become a candidate too.

I know we aren’t particularly close, but we do have a ton of friends in common, which means it would be a lot of fun for me to go to your wedding.

Including tracks like "Did You Know I Have a British Beau?", "Hey, Bitch—I'm a Feminist (Sponsored by Apple Music)", and "ME! (Kidz Bop Remix)".

1. Sept 5, 2000 - The Band One / Identifying Marks: Your HS boyfriend’s crappy ska band logo. / Acquired From: Back seat of said boyfriend’s POS car.

1. August 8, 1996 - The Maroon One / Identifying Marks: Band logo on the front. / Missing From: Back seat of your POS first car.

Hannibal Buress: You learned what feminism is from "Broad City," and you’re not 100% on board with it yet.

The couple described the aesthetic of the reception venue as farmhouse chic. Notably, the bridesmaids were dressed as mason jars.

No, I am not studying genetic science in order to determine whether I can safely hook up with any of my 5th or 6th cousins! Geez.

I celebrate their beauty and empower their right to feel sexy. But no matter how nice I am to sharks, they still refuse to let me be their boyfriend.

Uber: For Speed Dating - Sit up front because "you get carsick." Ask the driver if they have any siblings. If they ask you back, you’re in.

How is that standard any different from "has a job?" Spoiler alert: it's not!

This fusion spot is known for its pan-seared foie gras with mustard seeds and green onions. But that sounds gross, we want chicken fingers!