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I know a lot of you are all about sacrificing lives and animals to honor me, so I thought I would sacrifice some of my time for all of you.

We want to make one thing perfectly clear: We will not be recalling our Roombas no matter how violent they get.

That’s a “you” problem. We’re just here to box you in, we’re not here to tell you how to uphold your civic duty to not harm others.

I am growing a long-white beard at a scary rapid pace! Uh-oh looks like someone might have the case of being magically transformed into St. Nick!

I abide religiously by three principles: stay out of the sun, get plenty of sleep, and bathe in the blood of virgin women.

I think I just saw Grandma's ghost! She’s headed towards the Applebee's down the street. I should follow her just to make sure she gets a booth.

Eternity. Did you catch that? That’s two months times infinity. Let that rattle around in your thick skull for a moment.

Andre The Giant contributed significantly less to the collective knowledge of germ theory.

The Four Wings tournament is in no way, shape, or form, “to the death.” I really don’t know how people keep getting that impression.

In these trying times, it may be harder than ever to tell exactly why you feel like total shit when you wake up in the morning.

If we do nothing, the oft-employed phrase may die of exhaustion. Why not try "a conglomeration of carefulness" or "a wealth of wariness"?

No Time to Die / I Don’t Wanna Die / Nobody Needs to Die, Here / Why Do You Have a Gun / You've Got the Wrong Person, Maybe