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I’ve been on the lookout for the swirling cloud of evil that must constantly follow you, and I keep my nose up to catch a stench of this wickedness.

Why is everyone taking this so seriously? Don’t let anyone see you almost cry after two rounds of this warm-up or you’ll get pegged as whiney.

Inside the envelope, you will find a series of riddles that you must answer in the languages in which they are provided. Spelling counts.

Nearby, a woman shits in the street. This symbolism is unclear. But I’m grateful for the diverse and unique ways that others connect with God.

Life isn’t about enjoying things. It’s about adhering to specific body norms! On your deathbed you won’t be wishing you ate more bonbons.

I believe in one form of penetration -- my knife stabbing. I believe in one form of protection --killing anyone who knows my true identity.

Taurus: The Seneca Park Zoo believes they don’t need a sign telling people not to swim in the polar bear enclosure. You will prove them wrong.

If you don’t keep the dead dogs in the freezer, Doctor Snuggles will devour all the dogs in one sitting. He's a huge pig. Aren’t you my little pig?

How is communicating in sign language, walking on sand trails, or keeping your children in soundproof rooms, really that different from recycling?

It’s made to sound like I would rather keep my time machine than kill Hitler, but it’s not a question of choosing between the two.

I want to assure Rewards Members that we are now extending free counseling to all members and not just Gold-Level as with past homicides.

Putting yourself into extremely dangerous situations isn't a sin. If you survive, your life is more exciting, but if you die, Jesus will be waiting.