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10.15 am - Somone tries to get into the office but gets lost in the revolving doors.

Supposedly, the journey to the after-life is long. And so, I’ll need my grill and some prime-ass steaks for the long ride.

15. Regretting having wasted time and energy on what was pretty much what you would expect a 1,079-page novel written by a white guy in 1996 to be.

A lot of people will call into question whether or not attacking robots in a theme restaurant can be considered a sport.

Yes, to the gentleman in the back who just loudly questioned if Bernie is really dead, I assure you he is. This is his funeral. I’m sorry.

Making people feel connected was important to him. I think it would mean a lot to him to continue connecting with people by following us on Twitter.

One time I was forced to watch my snail body get boiled, made into a ceviche soup, and served to a family of blondes on their backyard tennis court.

Who will have access to your computer after you pass on? Your girlfriend? Your niece? Your grandmother?

If I had made it through the dramatic events of that April night, I would have died anyway since the last Titanic survivor passed away in 2009.

Featuring almost as much nudity and survival-based killings as the smash-hit HBO series, this is sure to be the can't-miss reality show of the year.

Put yourself in my shoes, trapped in the middle of the desert with underground nightmare creatures waiting to devour you at any given moment.

The great reviews it got were a combination of people pleased with its cooling capabilities as well as it’s craftsmanship as a self-death machine.