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I tried hiring dog walkers, but I was banned from all those apps because my dog became infamous for always turning up a corpse or two.

Miss Manners will endeavor to offer advice which she hopes will help you be the perfect guest at your knife fight, and as well as keep you alive.

I would pet little dogs, big dogs, toy dogs, and dogs that don’t even look like dogs. Boring dogs. Cool dogs. Hot dogs. All the dogs.

During my second dinner, Francis told me that we needed to “ration our food better.” I was so taken aback by this.

The New York Times: Critics Say a Roman Civil War Is Coming—Others Disagree

Did You Know? "Stress Ball" is indirectly responsible for the death of ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛!

I just get so nervous, so convinced that I'll reverse "beaten" and "bound," or forget to say "by the sword," and all the guys will laugh at me.

The act of searing the runestone to your forehead for eternity feels clunky compared to Duolingo’s smooth user interface.

They must be swimming in one of the Great Lakes. This guide does NOT apply to the lesser Finger Lakes.

He loves late-night, steamy phone calls when I’m home alone. I always tell him it’s such a boomer move but he just loves hearing my voice!

Honestly, if it wasn’t good in the "Bourne" movies, who thought shaky cam would be good to use over my third-grade musical?

I will complain about my shin splints roughly four times a day. I know my chiropractor will already be a zombie by that point (R.I.P. Dr. Gordon).