This Street Gang Is Committed to Transparency
Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.
Tag: Death
Obituaries for the Tragically Dead Conversations
"A Text Message Conversation Between Max and His Best Friend from High School" – This conversation experienced many deaths.
Advice to Humans from Extinct Species
Sea Mink: “Know your strengths, what others see and desire in you, and then hide or remove those strengths so that they don’t kill you for them.”
Today on “Pod Save the Dinosaurs”: Meteoric Misinformation
Folks have been sending us questions about the meteor explosion, and we’re going to give you all the information you’ll need to get through this.
This Soothing Victorian Era Ambiance Will Remind You That You Didn’t Die of Scarlet Fever at Age 13
Set aside your worries caused by modern nuisances such as technology, automobiles, and the invention of antiseptics.
The Top 5 Sleep Paralysis Demons in Panama City Beach
With so much laughter and Vicodin flooding the streets during the daylight hours, powerful dream beasts emerge to rule the night.
Guestbook Comments from People Who Died at This B&B
"The rooms were comfortable, the food was exquisite and my husband and I had a glorious time in the pool until they released those piranhas.”
Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya and, If I’m Being Completely Honest, My Father’s Death Was at Least Partly Due to Prolonged Exposure to Dangerous Sword-Making Fumes
It wasn't uncommon to come down to the breakfast table and see my father carefully spooning some of the fumes into his coffee.
This Possessed Cabin Needs Five Blood Sacrifices but Sarah Bailed Last Minute
She used the same excuse for Lana's St Patty's party and my Ugly Sweater party last year.
Prince Hamlet or My Neglected Cactus?
Enjoys pretending to teeter on the brink of breakdown to gain physical and emotional labor from loved ones.
Although I Have Been Dead for Over a Decade, I Still Rise from My Grave Every Fall for a Pumpkin Spice Latte
Climbing out of my grave, I savor the autumn air before dusting off my outfit: an oversized cardigan, plaid scarf, Uggs, and Lululemon leggings.
The Maid of Honor Speech I Gave as the Heartbeat of the Old Man with the Evil Eye Grew Louder and Louder from the Floorboards Below
It sounds like it’s coming from… Oh, Dave says it’s his heart beating quick, stealing glances at his beautiful new bride.