Tag: Deus X Machina

Missed ConnXtions

I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I miss reading a weird French blogger who used to post. I felt like we had a real connection...<br /><br />Anyway, one of my favorite social experiments is posting weird stuff on craigslist and seeing how many serious responses I get. A copy of a recent missed connection I posted (If anybody cares, I'll let y'all know what kind of responses I get):<br />

This is Where I Get Off

The door opens<br />I step through in a swift motion<br />Already there is an insistent bulge in my pants.<br /><br />She is there waiting for me.<br />My dick leads me to stand behind her<br /><br />Jesus.<br />Her behind.<br /><br />I graze my hand softly<br />imperceptibly<br />across the soft mound of her supple ass<br />I love it when she wears these jeans.<br /><br />I breathe quietly

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