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He introduced you to his "new assistant" Linda, who will be asking you a few questions before he sees you. He's already trying to add another woman?

Yes, you have been up for twenty hours straight, but take this opportunity to focus on getting leaner and fitter.

When do I get paid again? What is your payroll schedule? Do you get paid weekly, biweekly, monthly? How close are you to your next paycheck?

(12/16/18 --- 10:46 AM) Bill-- 6-year-old Johnny Casin has some serious dirt on your ex-wife, Brittany.

Or there’s a penny stuck in your nose. Then again, when was the last time you really took a good hard look at your nervous system?

I know I certainly didn't fight my way through twelve miles of wilderness with no face to allow big government to turn all of our kids autistic.

God gave the Israelites corn and said, “Take this. And eat it only off the cob, with little tiny things called corn holders."

Blindfold the assisting doctor and spin the doctor around for a silly game of "Pin the Lethal Injection on Grandma."

Doctors have diagnosed me with “early onset droopy ass syndrome,” contracted from getting your butt whooped too many times and is also irreversible

Lìllèbaby? Big Freedia? Baby Tear$? Is it a French rapper? Or a needlessly complicated baby carrier?

If the pound plummets to junk status, Great Britain will return to the barter system. Price will be decided according to value in livestock.

Chad laughed even harder and called me a freak. It feels good to have a friend (jokingly!) put you in your place.