5 Ways to Tell If Your Dog is a Communist
We all love our dogs. But there is a very real and frightening issue of the growing communist threat. Here are five ways to tell if your dog is a Pinko.
Tag: Dogs
Why Don’t Mirrors Blow My Dog’s Fuckin’ Mind?
<p>Today, I thought I was doing my dog a favor, that favor being blowing her fuckin' mind, man. But when I held up a big mirror to her today, she reacted as if I told her (or anyone) that Mark McGuire admitted using steroids.</p><p>She was a stone cold bitch, and while I like that in women, I don't in dogs. </p>
Cat vs. Dog Owners: A Scientific Analysis
One of the questions that has been around since the beginning of time--or at the very least, PetSmart--is whether a person prefers either dogs or cats as a pet.
Nobody Likes a Dead Dog
Personality goes a long way for a dog. If we loved the cock just as much, it might be totally uncool for them to fight, too.
Doggy-Steps: My Emotional Journey
In the past, infomercials were all but useless crap. Enter Doggy-Steps, the only product guaranteed to tap your Achilles pet heel and wallet.
The Snippets Love Dogs
The Snippets Love Dogs
Observations Like a Three-Legged Dog
The NFL draft this year was even better than the draft last year, which is saying not very much at all, actually.