Reading: Three Ways to Make Millions Writing Blogs
ASMR audio of the three-part prescriptive program for making millions of dollars writing blogs—the serious money we all crave from creative endeavors.
Tag: Dramatic Readings
Reading: My Smoothie Is Green and Now I Can See Sound
Audio of the ode to the superpowers bestowed by the superfood spinach smoothie, a one-of-a-kind wonder for human performance.
Reading: Manuscript Notes for Mr. Tolkien Regarding the Name “Mount Doom”
Audio of the email exchange between J.R.R. Tolkien and his editor for "The Fellowship of the Rings" regarding the bland word choice "Mount Doom."
Reading: Stellar New Trends in Anti-Vaxx Party Planning
Listen to the latest in disease-sharing get-togethers for the children of anti-vaxxers - because Pox Parties are so 1950's.
Reading: Must-See Second-Rate National Heritage Sites for Your Next Roadtrip
Hear seven new ideas for this summer's vacation, from dinky little parks and forgotten battlegrounds, to commemorative monuments.
Reading: Your Honest Summer 2019 Reading List
A dramatic reading cataloging all the things you'll ACTUALLY read before you get to those classic novels, memoirs, and poetry.
Reading: Advice to My Son from Beyond the Grave
Listen to a dead father pass along the one piece of advice that may help his son lead a full life: consume three podcasts every day.
Reading: Fido’s “Good Dog” Award Acceptance Speech
Listen to Fido's speech, following acceptance of the "Good Dog" award, packed with canine wisdom and plenty of thanks to go around.
Reading: Greetings! ‘Tis I, The Last Man on ChatRoulette
Listen to the last man on the internet's anonymous webcam videochat platform, ChatRoulette, meeting a lost traveler for a creepy encounter.