The Volcano That LSD Built
After a 20-hour plus binge of cocaine, MDMA, and nitrous, I took a drop of acid. And right there and then I decided that I would build an active volcano on the British Isle.
Tag: Drugs
5 Things You Didn’t Know About the Legal Weed Market in Colorado
Before you pack up your Phish CDs and attempt to grow out your ridiculous white person dreadlocks to move to Colorado for legal marijuana, heed this advice.
A Stoner’s Translation to the Benefits of Vaporizing
I get asked a lot why I prefer using a vaporizer, because I'm high as fuck all the time, and people assume there must some solid stoner logic.
What to Expect From Your Fat Stoner Roommate
Fat stoners are funny in stoner comedies and in line at Taco Bell, but they aren't good roommates. Here's what to expect if you make the terrible decision to live with one.
Taking Ecstasy: What You REALLY Need to Know
Everything "The Man" won't tell you about using ecstasy safely and to maximum effect, including what to listen to on ecstasy, and what over-the-counter drugs to use with it.
PIC PSA: Protect Yourself from Drugs
The entire "it's bad because it's illegal" argument is futile at best, but more likely irresponsibly dangerous. Marijuana is only the most salient example because of its widespread use.
Whitney Houston is Smoking Crack in My Kitchen
We're responding to a 911 call by a local homeless man named Copernicus Thunderbird. He claims that the ghost of Whitney Houston is stealing his crack cocaine.
Living With Glaucoma: What to Expect From Your First Marijuana Treatment
After consuming your marijuana or other THC-laced product, find a comfortable seat in your residence and prepare for a flood of serotonin.
Don’t Be the Town Stoner
Kids, it's time for a little reality check: Quit smoking so much weed. I'm not saying quit cold turkey, just don't smoke so much.
The Inner Monologue of a Guy Smoking Weed for the First Time
So you've decided to let the newbie take a hit of the bong, just so he doesn’t feel left out. Now he's in for the worst skull-fuck of his life.
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to a Concert
The Narcotics Anonymous group and their moderator wait outside the concert for tickets to the show. Every drug has its say in the meantime.
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to the Park
Mary Jane, Crystal, Harry, and newcomer druggies Val and Cracker attend the weekly NA meeting, only this time in a public park, where the temptation to sell themselves to kids becomes too much to resist.