Dear God Almighty, Save Me From My Roommates
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
If you plan on graduating without doing anything, you should end up pretty happy doing the same thing working for minimum wage.
It's the party to commemorate partying—a glamorous presentation of drinking, entertainment and debauchery sure to captivate your senses.
The new Nike commercial, sledding, the 'no pants' party, and 7-11 cashier encounters. It's all here...with key bold text for lazy readers.
When Chris Rock's failure to drop the f-bomb results in lower ratings, and Johnny Depp misses another Oscar, you know something's wrong.
Straight from the set of the Home Improvement comes an annoying gift for all the people you hate: the Tim Allen box set.
Go ahead, make all the New Year's Resolutions you want. In the end you'll just be punished for aiming too high anyway.
Sure you screwed up every previous Valentine's Day, but there's always time to improve. First, stop calling your left hand a 'new date.'
Discover some of the most common types of nightlife breeds and what to expect from each. Oh yes, it's an alcoholic jungle out there.
Bush has been re-elected and the future is still uncertain. Where will you be when disaster strikes?
They say the last 10% of every set of new articles is 90% backwash. Now you can gargle it around and soak it in for a few paragraphs each.
Waiting over 45 minutes for the bus in Michigan might leave you bitter too. Especially if it means helping a stranger with car trouble.