Roll the Credits
A low-budget movie premiere night turns into from bad to worse. Almost sounds like the set of an amateur porn.
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How the Cookie Crumbled
Once upon a time in the land of Spartania, there was a giant fairytale metaphor. It grew larger and more complex, until it sorta fell apart.
Cast Your Presidential Vote Aside
Who will it be, Bush or Kerry? Or should you even vote? Time to litter the campaign trail with all sorts of wild propaganda.
Be There or Beware
There are two major attendance policies in college: class and your friends' 21sts. Don't underestimate the consequences of either one.
Men in Tights
Underwear shopping: Possibly the least eventful shopping experience of a man's life. Otherwise we question your sexuality.
One Giant Step for Technology
Camera phones, radio phones, iPods, digital nightmares.... Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned annoying DJ's?
The “Go Homo” Military Initiative
Has the U.S. military taken secret weapons research to the homosexual enemy conversion level? Yes, if you believe in 'gay gas.'
Right-Wing Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants: lovably naive cartoon character or overly-animated front man/sponge for the gay agenda?
Dave Barry, You Weasel!
One of the greatest humor writers of our time steps down from the aluminum throne. What will we do without exploding toilet jokes?
Sleeping with the Enemy
Bedding, thread counts, pillows, duvets.... Guys seriously, what is the meaning of all this nonsense anyway? Oh yeah, to get laid.