Don’t Look Now, But a Homeless Man is Trying to Kill You
Hey, remember when that homeless guy held out his cup and asked us for change, and you spit your chewing tobacco into it? Yeah…I don’t think that went over too well.
Tag: Experimental Comedy
I Must’ve Died and Gone to Hooters
Typical guy goes to Hooters, hits on waitress, makes corny jokes, and expects something in return. Something besides the wings, but still involving "blue cheese."
Condoms: Are They Stupid and Unnecessary?
Should you wear a condom? Short answer: hell no. Condoms are uncomfortable, restricting, and just downright wrong.
Lord Glaxnor Says All Old People Must Die
What mischievous plan had the Great Lord Glaxnor thought of this time? Two words: The elimination of all old and elderly persons from the planet, specifically those over 50.
My Janitorial Legacy
I was born to be a janitor, just like my father. Janitoring flows through my veins like dirty mop water, and I will make my father proud.
Alright, Which Asshole Brought Crack to the Coke Party?
You guys don't get it, do you? Cocaine is a sociable party drug we do for fun. Crack is a hard, addictive drug. You ruined my party.